Bandini touch

The opposite of the Midas touch, where instead of things turning to gold, they turn to shit. Bandini is a fertilizer company in Los Angeles that was famous for its large pile of manure called Bandini Mountain.

Don't let Bill work on your project, his Bandini touch will guarantee that it looks like crap when its done.

Bandini touch by Takes balls to go by "Dick" June 8, 2010

tech touch of death 

What someone has when they break technology or gadgets easily just by touching or holding it. Usually women have it more than men.

Guy1: Dude, I lent my laptop to your girlfriend for five minutes and it already broke! Is every girl so bad with technology?
Guy2: Yeah, they all got the tech touch of death.

tech touch of death by aileronrider07 July 6, 2010

pen touch 

When a female materbates her man under the table at a family dinner

My sister was giving her boyfriend a pen touch at the dinner table

pen touch by #quat July 31, 2014

Tallahassee Touchdown 

While performing anal sex you take a football and shove it in the males rectum while he thrusts the woman

Frank: Hey did you hear about Becky?

Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night

Tallahassee Touchdown by CornFlakesMaster March 8, 2017

hush touch 

When you touch someone enough to get them to shut up about not being loved

You barely even touch me anymore brian! I get hush touch that's it

hush touch by Legally Burnett August 21, 2017

crab touch 

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual

1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?

crab touch by Ca2en September 19, 2017

faggots' touch 

When working on something that takes extra care or detail, and you must be careful with it.

That door blank cost 2500 dollars. It's going to take a faggots' touch to chisel out the hinges.

faggots' touch by morningkaufey May 7, 2018