Tollhouse

During sexual intercourse, when the male has his penis in the females anal cavity, the male then ejaculates into her rectum, simultaneously the woman releases her excrement. With the fusion of them both, when it oozes out, it gives the consistency and texture of tollhouse cookie dough ice cream

Blake was having sex with Miranda, when suddenly she tollhoused him, ending the date and ultimately the night

by Tyfighter17 February 22, 2025

Toledo Hot Beef

A sexual act that may or may not involve world famous Toledo hot dogs

I gave her the ol’ Toledo hot beef

by Joe Barleycorn March 8, 2025

tolti

Tolti also known as a mix of tutti which is shit head or shit in Punjabi and olti which is vomit a mix making tolti
Another way of saying oh shit

“ Your speaking pure tolti bro”
Or
“Proper tolti stuff”

by Coolperson100 March 15, 2025

Tolstoy's Snowball

An entity that will survive longer if attacked than if left alone. Reference to Tolstoy's comment in War and Peace that a snowball will stick together as it melts on a stove when it would fall apart if left alone. Lesser known cousin of Chekov's Gun.

Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.

Bro #1: That's wise bro.

by Crazy cow May 9, 2025

Tolik

An amazing intelligent Slavic man.

Always so charming and filled with random fun facts. He is spontaneous but always prepared for any and everything. Incredibly handsome and has beautiful brown eyes and facial hair. Tolik is an unforgettable soul. Once you lose him, you’ll never find anyone like him again.

Girl: “Who is that guy!?!”
Girl 2: “That’s Tolik. He got a girl already tho.”

by little savage June 15, 2025

Toly Hits

A friendlier way of saying "Holy Tits" used when someone has huge tits.

Toly Hits!

by EVX1 July 11, 2025

Toledon't

Da northern-Ohio city where nobody is permitted to do much of anything.

Lazy people may love ToleDON'T, but I'm a totally frenetic and impatient go-getter, so everyone's lacklusterily lazin' around would drive me nuts; I'd prefer to live in ToleDO!

by QuacksO August 8, 2025