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cracked a sam

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.
"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"
by kenno from geelong March 24, 2009
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Sam Collins

by Inkweaver5225 January 25, 2022
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Getting Sammed

When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.
Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.

Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
by Misterstitches November 21, 2019
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is sam sad

yes he is
summer: sam you don’t get pussy
sam: i’m sad but i’m not going to tell her
so is sam sad
yes
yes he is
by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019
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Sam Kaur

A pansexual genderfluid male, who was brought up with a poor living condition and has attepmted suicide 1 singular time.

This was wrote by someone who hates themselves
Person 1: Do you know Sam Kaur?
Person 2: That faggot, Yeah.
Person 3: I would fuck them.
by Please kill me ÒwÓ April 15, 2022
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Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.
You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.
by lovabledouche July 9, 2014
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