water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

Girl"did you bring the water balloon thing guy?"

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

Baby Thing

A baby, toddler, child.

Avoided's bringing his Baby Thing out today, I hope she will not be crabby today.

by 302FordGirl July 20, 2008

things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

Acronyms which are made up by random people because they are not socially adept.

Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym

by ishouldfinishmyhomework August 30, 2016

Jizz Thing

A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.

I'm all for a bit of fun but those Jizz things take it too far - tis a dirty habit!

by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

One thing and another

used to describe a variety of nonspecific topics, activities, or duties.

What with one thing and another, she hadn't gotten much sleep lately.

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2024

Truck things

When your wife invites her friends over and you land yourself an unexpected fiveway

The girls are coming around tonight

Thats OK, I'll just do truck things.

by Drcalloway March 4, 2021