dirty spoon

n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection

v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection

"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."

"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"

by Kimuendo Entendre December 23, 2023

spoon

A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies

“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”

by SoRosy January 22, 2021

Spoon

Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.

Do you have I spoon, I need it for my soup.
Hey babe? Can you spoon me?

by idk_go away June 22, 2020

Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face

I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon

by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023

spoon-licker

someone who licks spoons

you're a spoon-licker

by vertebrae.org November 24, 2021

Spoon-jacked

The act of stealing, or "jacking", multiple spoons from the Wendy's located inside Jester West at The University of Texas.

"Dude we just spoon-jacked the fuck out of them. I won't need spoons for a month!"

by Rug Maker January 26, 2010

Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.

I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.

by MobyRichard December 19, 2023