A person who is annoying, stupid and wears nappies. They love spiderman, frequently use the insult "Spoon" and tell people they have brain cancer.
by MoneyLebowski October 28, 2020

by Ntk7 August 17, 2018

by Deo demon February 9, 2022

Damn, Aaron Carvalho was laid up with Mikey last night and he just started crab bagging him with his entire nutsack!
by dicknibbler June 8, 2025

by sccamarogirl September 26, 2011

THE COOLEST CREATURE WITH MULTIPLE LEGS AND A SHELL (better than a loser lobster, my friend likes lobsters and hes a femboy now.) LITERALLY EPIC. CAN HOLD KNIVES. BE YOUR FRIEND, HIRE TO KILL LOBSTER LOVERS. ANYTHING. also very loving and compasionate. <3
by CrabLover. May 30, 2022

by CrabsAreTheBest August 3, 2021
