A computer boy is a socially inept teenage male who spends a large portion of their day to day lives on a computer whether it be playing games, watching japanese animated cartoons, programming or all the above.
These persons often spend so much time on their computers they developed forward head syndrome, are unhygenic and odorous.
These persons often spend so much time on their computers they developed forward head syndrome, are unhygenic and odorous.
Gossip Girl 1: "Hey, Jessica, I heard Jimmy has a crush on you."
Jessica: "Eww, no, he's totally a computer boy."
Jessica: "Eww, no, he's totally a computer boy."
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After shitting, you wipe too forcefully and accidentally rip the skin around your asshole, thus causing it to bleed
ebinpebis: dude my ass hurts
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why the fuck would you tell me that you sick fuck
ebinpebis: bcuz it is bleeding
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why
ebinpebis: i think i ripped the skin while wiping my ass
Carson has left this conversation
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: so you have a boy period
ebinpebis: a what
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why the fuck would you tell me that you sick fuck
ebinpebis: bcuz it is bleeding
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: why
ebinpebis: i think i ripped the skin while wiping my ass
Carson has left this conversation
xxxtouhousakuyaxxx: so you have a boy period
ebinpebis: a what
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