Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one

I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter

by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014

keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.

A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"

by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

Key Bunny

A pair of keys attached by a one segment chain that then resembles a rabbit, the two keys serving as ears…

“To get into my house you’ll need this Key Bunny.”

by HuniBea November 21, 2022

krhissie kei

Krhissie Kei is a name. You should stay away or else you will be in love to her eyes forever. She is strong and independent women who has a small brain, however she's pretty enough to make your day more lovely and exciting. She have a boyfriend named Nathaniel a good looking and fluffy person that she love the most.

Me: Hi Krhissie Kei have you eaten?
Her: No, I haven't pa.

by DoofenSmirthzxc June 9, 2021

elyana keys

elyana keys is the sexiest person you wil ever meet. she gets with 14 year olds called mitchell. VERY VIOLENT. she hits people. horse girl. neigh. everyone loves her and she is the life of the party. she also gets high on caffiene. she is very loud and will never shut up.

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ow who hit me? oh that was elyana keys.

by welovemitchellstoes234 November 21, 2022

keys

It is used in competitive games to get around profanity filters. It means KYS or kill yourself.

KEYS MF KEYS.

hope u keys.

keys.

by quasaries June 3, 2024

strappin keys to kites

An inventive or creative way of making money or benjamins. Making that paper by different or unconventional means. Thinking outside of the box ways to come up.

She was just your average Street Working Girl but ever since I taught her how to juggle while belly dancing I've been strappin keys to kites dawg

by Phill Dirt September 29, 2019