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Goose

A thick anorexic pencil boy who is hay and is broke and can’t do anything well and sucks at football
Goose is so bad
by Max Mcinnes January 25, 2020
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silly goose

when someone is being silly
Astrid, you silly goose - random teacher I overheard in the hallway once
by wee.wee.man July 28, 2020
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GOOSE

Definition:
"GOOSE" is the new and improved version of GOAT, offering a more precise and context-aware way to describe true excellence. Instead of claiming someone is the best in all of history (which is impossible to measure), GOOSE stands for "Greatest Of Our Society’s Elite", focusing on the best of the best within our time and environment.

Related Terms:
Goose Juice – A term often linked with GOOSE, referring to the power, energy, or respect behind true greatness. This can mean raw talent, influence, or even top-tier street cred. Inspired by references to "juice" as power or respect, like in hip-hop culture and Sonic’s "gotta juice" phrase.
Usage:

When you say "Give me the GOOSE," you’re asking for the absolute best—whether it’s a person’s performance, service, or product.

In sports, music, or any competitive field, calling someone "the GOOSE" means they are at the top of the game right now, the best even among elite.

GOOSE can also refer to drawing out the best in oneself or someone else: "It’s time to bring out the GOOSE in you!"
by Ram$i March 9, 2025
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The Silly Goose

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.
"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"
by ninerrr September 25, 2022
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gone to the goose

He's long gone to the goose.
My dog has gone to the goose.
by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024
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Blue goose

A stupid fucking short person. Just a person that is short and is fucking stupid. Literally all it means.
Have you seen Daniel? He's acting like a blue goose.
by The Unknown Thinker March 11, 2022
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Mean game of cat and goose

The definition derived from the age old tribe or the roseheath mans. When one mans says to another mans that he isn’t not trying to not woo his other mans woman.
Mans tryina play a mean game of cat and goose.
by Cat and goose mans August 20, 2018
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