Pay Gooning

A deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling at the precipice of monetary release.

The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial planner.

by JBOE March 3, 2025

goon hag

A person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
They will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for classic vintages such as Fruity Lexia, Lambrusco and Passion Pop.

Upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that Martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.

by Viva Libertad May 23, 2016

goon

good one

fehay say goon
fehay: goon

by alejbur February 28, 2021

Tuan on Ahn Goon

When a vietnamese boy named Tuan goons on a vietnamese girl named Ahn.

Last night i saw vietnamese do a Tuan on Ahn Goon!

Definition: He opened a drawer and put his dick inside -> then smashed the drawer against his penis while he watched a vietnamese girl.

by Dudldamm February 2, 2025

Goon

The cheapest box wine in a store that gets you absolutely fucked up and not remembering the night

Pass the goon mate

by Doctor-Who October 16, 2015

Goon Squad

The beat down crew in a maximim security prison. There to beat the hell out of out of control or insubordinate prisoners.

He was going out of his mind so they brought in the goon squad and they beat the shit out of him

by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020

Flicker Goon

When someone partakes in gooning for so long that there penis starts too mutate and grow human anatomy.This can be reversed after some time. if done for too long the affects can not go away and the penis can gain sentience and eventually de-attach and become its own living creature.

I Flicker Gooned for 7 hours and now the effects are irreversible.
I love too Flicker Goon in my time off.

by EdgedGoon May 22, 2024