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Farting in an elevator

When you comment on a facebook or reddit thread (usually of political discourse) with a vicious and worthless comment that is only meant to make the rest of the commenters angry for the sake of being a dick. You just say your comment and leave, with no intention of engaging in the conversation.

Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.

i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.
I promote thoughtful political discourse on this thread with articulate responses. No farting in this elevator.

The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.
by BruceLeah July 27, 2017
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fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.
After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.
by ur gramma November 29, 2009
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Fairy Farts

A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.
As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.
by Crossroads Corner September 1, 2015
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Fart Fever

The fever you have after farting for 3 straight hours from the food you ate at your friends house.
"Man, I came down with a case of fart fever from that fucking burrito!"
by CockMan79 May 12, 2009
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Fart Dart

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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malicious farts

1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.
chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu

chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.

chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.

chet: uhhwhaaa?

chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010
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hydraulic fart

The occurance of passing diarrhea or other liquid when farting, or passing gas.
When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!
by Rev Ron November 5, 2010
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