A Person who is rather nice to cuddle with, most often male, who often complains when you have to stop cuddling. Certain traits are hatred for wearing a shirt, slimness, stylin shoes, and a fetish for hats.
Zach: Oh my god. You look cold.
Lisa: Perhaps it is because I am cold.
Zach: *cuddle!*
Lisa: Oh wow. You're a cuddle monkey.
Zach: You love eet.
Lisa: Perhaps it is because I am cold.
Zach: *cuddle!*
Lisa: Oh wow. You're a cuddle monkey.
Zach: You love eet.
by Sexysoup May 11, 2008
by Jason February 06, 2005
(Actually heard in a supermarket--customer said this to the checker as she rang up the bananas)
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."
"Yeah, I had to buy me some monkey pickles today."
by oldgeezer March 16, 2010
Its a Slur that are commonly used against East/Southeast asians mostly Japanese People( 日本人) because the word “yellow” has been referred to Asians for a long time while “Monkey” is used against Japanese people because people say that they look like monkeys, and That is why “Yellow Monkey” is a slur.
by ymchx January 14, 2022
Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
by jumbonian July 04, 2010
Pay for peanuts - Low wages for lazy work... a way of getting paid but not being prepared to work for it.
"You agency staff want money for nothing!"
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"
"Hence; monkey dollars!"
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys!"
"Hence; monkey dollars!"
by The pork chop Express February 05, 2005
Verb, Monkey Dunker.
An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.
A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.
An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.
A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.
Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.
James: I miss Daemon.
by Faggy Mc Balls June 21, 2008