touch of a woman

a thing i do not have and will likely not ever experience

"touch of a woman is a thing i do not have experienced and will likely have not ever"

by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025

Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022

Touch Grass

it is used when somebody jokes about going outside as a meme.

The phrase "touch grass" is used when somebody jokes about going outside and is used as a joke in youtube comments

by T.S.G May 9, 2023

Touch some water

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.

Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"

by VeeDAB September 4, 2021

touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

somebody touch my SPAGET

The first good meme of 2018 (following Logan Paul's suicide forest)
Better when earraped

Padowan: Have you seen that clip from an old disney's cartoon ?
Dealer: Its not a 'clip' its a meme
Padowan: Yeah but--
Dealer : SPAGET!

*see somebody touch my spaget video*

by VascoSozinhoEmCasa January 8, 2018

National touch tongue day

On 12th of April it touch tongues day so just go up to a friend and touch tongues

Hey it’s national touch tongue day! Wanna touch tongues?

by Sara woodlands April 11, 2019