California stirfry

When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman

Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?

by ChinkBob August 22, 2019

California Roller Dog

California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.

Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.

by Larry the hog squeeler May 15, 2024

california park

A name for a place comonly associated for being able to smoke weed there, mainly in an outdoor setting.

I scored some dank bud from a kid who was hanging out at that California park over there.

Stonners point is sure turrning into a California park.

by Bnlawson188 November 22, 2016

Go California

To go California on someone is to have a mental breakdown over something said that does not conform to Communist standards.

Symptoms include incoherent speech, illogical argument points, sudden bursts of emotions such as spontaneous crying, rage, or fits of hysteria; and a general sense of narcissistic pride in one's misinformation word vomit.

Speaker: "She doesn't want any cookies."
Non Cookie Eater: "Did you just call me she?"
Speaker: "Easy now, don't go California on me."

by Robert Frost (Pen Name) September 13, 2020

California lung butter

When a man’s genitals are fully inserted into an esophagus and ejaculation occurs into the respiratory system.

Took her home and gave her the ol’ California lung butter

by Gnatnoop February 15, 2025

California Acceleration Project

An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.

Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.

by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018

A California Crunchberry

When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.

"Oh I didn't care she was having an outbreak, she gave me A California Crunchberry"

by razorbladeandrazorbottom July 8, 2021