Angry Dragon

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you hit her on the back of the head, right as you are about to cum, then when you cum it will shoot out her nose.

dude I totally angry dragoned your mom last night!!

by Angry December 9, 2004

angry zebra

When you in a gangbang and they all cum at once and make strips on her body

I became a angry zebra last night

by Jtspiders March 3, 2017

Angry ihop

When you grab a sticky menu at ihop after going down on a short stack and hitting her over the head with maple syrup.

Man, that menu was sticky! Well yeah you got it all over them from the maple syrup incident , yeah that’s an angry ihop

by Ubohica December 15, 2017

Angry Todd

N. A person that makes themself look like an asshat for calling people out for doing something stupid when it is actually their own fault.

V. When involved in an act of sodomy the man prematurely ejaculates and then becomes extremely and excessively angry at their partner, even though the partner is frustrated and I satisfied.

Dude, you're such an Angry Todd! Don't get mad at me your stupid network configure didn't work!

Girl-Oh man! Todd, you came in my ass too fast!

Todd-welk you're the idiot with a tight asshole, you fucking idiot!
Girl- you have a little dick you Angry Todd-er!

by LargeBoner May 17, 2016

Angry crager

When you have sex with a girl that is too hot for you.

Did you hear about bill hooking up with sherry? Man he gave her the old "angry crager".

by Bhole January 21, 2014

the angry adelle

When a grown man, or baby has uncontrollable orgazums while in the presence of dying lama's

Wow, I think we shouldn't have come to this lama graveyard, Timmy is having the angry adelle

by the angry adelle July 27, 2014

angry selfie

An Angry Selfie is a selfie taken by an individual posing with an aggressive/angry facial expression with the jaw extended open and teeth showing. Created by Carl Thompson, theorist and philosopher.

"Carl Thompson's angry selfie is something special"- Derek Zoolander
"The Angry Selfie created by Mr Thompson is a pose to rival Blue Steel"- Vogue

by Oxford Dictionary Editorial January 10, 2014