Spotifrape

A lower risk further development of the infamous frape, where an individual leaves their Spotify account ( with Facebook sharing enabled ) signed in on a friends computer, when said individual has left the building, said good friend will proceed to send inflammatory remarks linked with awful songs to the victims peers- priority is to cause as much anger/confusion/wtf's as possible

-"hey man, you looking forward to seeing trivium, I think they're so fucking epic"

-- "huh, ? what the fuck man, i gave you ticket to my gf after you linked me rebecca black and said she was an amazing singer and you wished you could be her"

- "oh shit sorry, bryan must have spotifraped me...."

by montazuma2008 December 15, 2011

spotanus

A woman (or man) who is always ready for anal sex right on the spot

I want a girl who can be spotanus!

by CloudyDe August 25, 2013

spotifiable

Whether an artist, album, track, or other musical category can be found and heard on the popular music streaming service, Spotify.

"Hey Will, have you heard the new The Bad Plus album yet?"
"I have not! Is it spotifiable?"

by tildaSparky September 25, 2013

spot job

When the old man is out of town and the little lady calls on an old bo for a quick boot knockin' session.

Tina called me to tell me her husband's out of town and now I got a spot job tonight.

by The Speedbag March 25, 2016

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

SapoteJoust

A legendary Meme with No Origin Story, but it lies deep within the mind of the Jewsh.

LeBanjmin: WTF does SapoteJoust mean
Jewsh: You have to figure it out

by LeBanjmin June 8, 2017

Spotify Loser

A person who uses the premium version of the popular music streaming platform Spotify not enough as they should. They have no profile picture, 1 follower, and 2 playlists. This person is a Spotify Loser.

"Hey dude! Can I see your playlists?"
"Sorry dude, I'm a Spotify Loser."

by Guy In The Corner May 6, 2021