summer

summer has Hershey squirts
by summer…. December 29, 2021
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Hot summer ass

Another way to say "swamp ass."

(A lot funnier because of its ambiguity. HOT summer ass *or* HOT SUMMER ass *or* hot SUMMER ASS.)
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Lume smells like hot summer ass. Every last one of them. I don't understand how this helps anyone. If lume actually smells better than your own body odor, you need to see a Dr STAT!!!!!!!
by Leib Gershon September 23, 2021
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summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.
Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.
by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018
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Here for the summer

A free spirited person who is just here for the ride and does not really care about the future consequences . Someone who just wants to have a good time *I'm here for a good time not a long time *
1) "Hey Sally I heard you got a F in chemistry do you need some help"?

"Nah it's ok I'm just here for the summer anyway"7

2) "dude I can't believe you got busted at the club for being underage where was your fake ID"?

"Relax it's no biggie I was just here for the summer anyway "

3) "So your girl is hooking up with other people and you are not doing anything about it"?

"Yeah man she's just here for the summer and so am I "

4) " you are going to a party but we have a test tomorrow "

"Yeah fam I'm just here for the summer "
by Candy_cane 77 February 27, 2021
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Summer

Summer will eclipse everything your world is comprised of with a single smile. Her laugh is contagious and her eyes are completely disarming. Summer is down to earth and up in the clouds all at once. Watching her get lost in a story she’s describing and seeing her face light up when she talks about something she’s passionate about will become your favorite thing to do. Summer has depths you’ll want to drowned in, she’s multi-faceted, has many ambitions and pursues them fanatically with inspiring drive. Summer understands you, she sees right through you and loves you recklessly; embracing your imperfections. Summer is soft hearted, wildly emotional and feels everything with heightened intensity. She’s extremely competitive in sports and loves spontaneous wrestling matches way too much. Summer will leave you effortlessly enchanted. Summer is the season we all want to last forever & Summer is the girl we all want to stay with us forever.
“Hey summer, I did something to our calendar… there’s only 3 months on it now”
by Itsmeurfuture July 27, 2022
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finnish summer

That time of the year when nobody really has any expectations for good weather.
Finnish summer is really great like in this passage from the Bible:

"Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”
by whoever I may be May 27, 2019
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summer dad

Someone who’s in a adulterous relationship with another persons mom during the summer. In places such as a house, a car, dollar general, etc.
Summer dad works at dollar general. Logan’s mom is with summer dad.
by Dgm December 18, 2018
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