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snakes tits

"Snakes tits" refers to a phrase used when expressing great appreciation for something. Very much close to a unicorn, or Bigfoot. Fictional and should be used with caution.
"Last night was absulutally snakes tits. I really had a good time."
by #wordplay May 8, 2017
mugGet the snakes titsmug.

charm the snake

The man pulled off his trousers without warning and began to charm the snake!
by Anonymity Pseudononymous December 29, 2013
mugGet the charm the snakemug.

Fire snake

When u pis after u jizz and it's one of those times ur dick stings a lil bit
"Ah I got a fire snake that piss didn't feel good"
by Nephson June 13, 2016
mugGet the Fire snakemug.

Banana snake

In what has been regarded as one of the shining discoveries of 2011, the banana snake was first witnessed and documented in a Seattle apartment. It has been described as the next-morning product of the afternoon consumption of 5+ not-quite-yet ripe bananas, which produce a viscous and articulated poo that maintains continuity over its entire length as well as a medium yellow hue and significant plastic deformation potential. Upon flushing, the banana snake awakens, writhing and squirming as it begins its great journey to the waste treatment plant, en-route to which scholars maintain the banana snake maintains its integrity and virility.
Man, this morning's banana snake just about ripped me a new asshole!
by geowookie August 3, 2011
mugGet the Banana snakemug.

snake

The DARPA chief is on the second floor basement of the tank hanger
by Wolf May 13, 2005
mugGet the snakemug.

slippery snake

1. When holding a poop too long and you sit on the toilet and before even try to poop a giant log slips out because you have to poop so bad.

2. After poop sex you take out your lubed shitty dick and slap the girl in the face
After Lauren held the poop for so long she sat on the john and the Slippery Snake bit her with joy.
by Alex William March 4, 2009
mugGet the slippery snakemug.

snake tamer

One who manipulates another person's erect penis to the point where it ejaculates and returns to the flaccid state.
Boy Jessica really knows the fine art of penile manipulation. She is a real snake tamer!
by Goobatron December 18, 2008
mugGet the snake tamermug.

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