In hyperloop speed

This is a new terminology that depicts "a speed of business' that hasn't been possible before. "ASAP" in the past denoted that work needs to be done "soon as possible" opening it up for interpretation. "Immediately" meant right now, but fails to convey the urgency. "Hyperloop" on the other hand sends the message that every second from the utterance of the word is a loss of business and someone needs to get it done in the next second.

Please send me your comments in hyperloop speed!

by Hyperloop April 7, 2017

speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

by DickRick990 March 23, 2025

Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar

My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .

by Gazza speed May 18, 2023

Speed Dating

When a guy is very hot and picks up a bunch of girls at once.

John's speed dating right now. He is getting 20 girls at once.

by BigSmoke40 December 1, 2020

bulleting speed

george's weird ass voice saying that in an instagram video.

"bulleting speed"
"hahahahahh bulleting speed"

by gracels September 23, 2019

Speed Stick

When he cums quick

Girl1: Joe came so fast last night.
Girl2: Yeah, he is such a speed stick.

by UncleRatsh August 19, 2017

speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.

"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011