.38 Special

A horrible band from the 80s that is a super lame spinoff of Lynyrd Skynyrd. They wrote songs about fucking underage girls and being general redneck douchebags. They appealed to hundreds of thousands of dumbass shittards mainly throughout the South. They are mistakenly called Southern Rock by many people, but they are just a worse version of Bad Company, Thin Lizzy and your mom.

"Hay, letz git sum dip n Skoal n Bud Light n than go to tha .38 Special concurt 2nite! We will git us sum yung poontang n have us sum reel redneck fun, Roscoe. YEEEE-HIIIII!!!"

by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014

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Special Needs

1. A mental disorder (real issue)
2.A great song by Placebo (I just like ot, ok?)

"Remember me, special needs" - PLACEBO.

by DONT ASK OKK May 17, 2022

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boilermaker special

The act of shitting in a stranger's car and letting it simmer and boil on a hot summer's day

Dude, I was at the mall and watched some dude park his mini cooper and not lock it. Let's just say I gave it the old Boilermaker special

by 69ingpossums August 25, 2015

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marinara special

To perform oral sex on a woman during her period

"Man, last night I went back to the crib with Jen and had the marinara special"

"What do you mean its not the right time? I love the marinara special."

by Jon Crook April 29, 2006

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