cyber running

when you constantly log on and off trying to escape someone who keeps talking to you.

boy: back so soon?
girl: sorry, i have to go. bye.
boy: okay, bye.

5 minutes later.
boy: back.
girl:noodles has to go on. goodnight.
*logs off
"phew, cyber running is tiring."

by ninja[: March 5, 2009

Tank Run

A method of mental torture provided by the video game Left 4 Dead 2; by playing the Mutation "Tank Run" alongside a No Incapacitation mod on Expert difficulty.

Nondescript Being 1: Anyways you guys wanna play Tank Run?
Nondescript Being 2: (massive sigh) Fine...

by BorpoTheWizard January 22, 2023

5K run

A particularly physically taxing session of gay anal sex.

"Wanna go for a 5K run?"
"I'm so fucking tired right now, I could not"

by hunterforthepoon February 13, 2022

Running the taps

Drinking to excess, a reference to the constant pouring of beer from taps at the bar.

Can't come to work today, got a massive headache from running the taps last night

by Ben the Pie November 24, 2018

Dry Run

Dry run ‘The time between New years eve and Valentines Day when you get none’

Man I need a root I’ve had a dry run

by Watsuuuup February 13, 2019

Gay Runs

When after anal sex you can't control your spincher, thus having a diarrhea like effect.

Damn, got pounded so hard last night, now I can't control my own ass.

Shit dude you got the gay runs!

by Westfield February 5, 2013

Pocket Running

To Rob everything from someone’s pockets and steal their wallet, phone, keys , weed.

Aiden Spagnoulo’s Dad is a pocket running expert

by Pocket Running April 8, 2021