Robert is the name of a pretty big dude that loves spending money on his friends. He probably gots a bowl cut but it fits him. If you ever meet a robert make him your sugar daddy.
My friend Robert is big for nothing.
by Robert estraca July 5, 2020
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"Is that Robert? Fuck yes!"
by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruthTruth July 6, 2020
Get the Robert mug.Friend: What ever happened to that one girl?
A Robert: Oh, she was just an entanglement, like the rest.
A Robert: Oh, she was just an entanglement, like the rest.
by Robert is the best name July 12, 2020
Get the Robert mug.Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
Get the Doing a John Roberts mug.Damon Robert Foster is a highly atractive man with a juicy ass. He can be found in his house playing roblox. Some notable features of Damon Robert Foster is his big ass, his luscious beard, blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. He spends most of his time playing roblox and/or minecraft and jacking off. Most of his social interactions are via Discord. He is the tallest man alive and is even taller than Joaquin even though hes like 8ft tall. His arch nemisis is Mohammed Sanogo. Being half white and black he is able to have powers that Mohammed doest. Having both the power of light and dark his arch nemisis Mohammed has no chance. Mohammed being injured recently to Joaquin's fire ass roast is still recovering in a place very far away known as North Carolina. The Damon Robert Foster continues
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by bruhbops July 23, 2020
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by Prittygrl July 28, 2020
Get the Robert Treffers mug.A Robert is the best person, friend or boyfriend in the world he is smart but acts dumb, he is drop-dead gorgeous, yet denies it and if you ever insult him or do him wrong he will apologise even if he is right, he gives the best advice for your benefit knows how, when and why he says it and an amazing kisser, many think of him as cocky, stuck up and a fuckboy in some case but those who really know him see that he's not he is not popular and usually shy and introvertive around strangers but he is definitely admired by everyone. and the greatest part of all ladies, trust me from experience he is amazing in bed because he still shows love towards you and not what you'd expect him to be staring at if you are ever privileged to have him in your life don't be foolish NEVER LET GO, MARRY HIM
Girl 1: UHH, I yelled at Robert because I said I need space and now that he gave me space, I regret letting him go I hope he forgives me.
Girl 2: YOU SHOULD NEVER YELL AT HIM HE'S SENSITIVE AND SWEET AND YOUR LUCKY HES SO FORGIVING
Girl 2: YOU SHOULD NEVER YELL AT HIM HE'S SENSITIVE AND SWEET AND YOUR LUCKY HES SO FORGIVING
by DREAMBOYS4REAL!!! July 31, 2020
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