roberts is nice
by ebfjkawehbfhleflhaebfhjebfhjeb March 10, 2022

the act of 'doing a robert' consists of either having an irrational fear of bananas, being too scared to do simple rudimentary instructions or having a very small penis.
'ere look at him'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
'I know right?'
'why is he running from a banana?'
'ah, he must be doing a robert!'
by Kai Girthy December 2, 2022

Robert Pattinson is the hottest, sexiest man to ever walk this planet. He is also known as Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is so beautiful I can’t even explain it!!!!!
by RobertPattinsonwife March 21, 2021

A very funny guy some times, has no reason to throw stuff at kids that are playing on the street and or cursing at kids walking by his house. Makes the hole street lit and dangerous. Very good personality and makes everyone laugh.
by Astro313 December 16, 2022

by williamroberts123 May 4, 2023

A shitty Indy wrestle that's smells like regret and fast food. Who is The Prodigy James Currey Bitch.
by One Arm Cyborg Taxi Driver October 5, 2021

a sexy dilf who looks 30 and can give anyone a heart attack with his beautiful smile. defo a sass god
by pmh August 19, 2021
