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River is a person who you can never let go out of your life. she has the perfect body and the perfect smile and no matter what they do stick with them till you die. When river smiles she lights up the whole room for hours on end. She might have had a tough childhood and teen age years but cheer her up, help her forget about it and help her make more memories with her new friends. river is the type of person that you can trust your whole life with and she wouldn’t break it. people say that she is ugly and fat when she has the body everyone dreams of. River is the definition of perfect and instead of heather or Delilah you should get yourself a river. They were amazing, kind, beautiful, thoughtful, and did I mention beautiful. River is also a magnet to the boys ;) even the hottest boys and girls day ex her because she is worth it. All the boys and girls that break her heart is just another person on my list to beat tf out of. ily river and just know I’m always gonna be here for you <3
“I found myself a river!”

“omg you are so lucky! I wish I had a river they are smart beautiful and overall amazing!”
by khloegaines January 9, 2022
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River

can't really type, uhh cool ig and well likes indoors not outdoors and you guys need to write for male and not just fucking filled with male = hot and girl = sweet for that name SERIOUSLY COME ON BRUHHH
FUCK RIVER! HE'S A BITCH! I'LL KILL HIM! AARRRGFHHHHHHHHHHH
by tru meaning of RIVER xd February 19, 2021
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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York River Academy

York River Academy is a school for computer nerds. There are a few of us who survive and make it out alive, but I've lost a few comrades. If you do choose to come here, come prepared. You need a strong will to survive the 'Traps'. May Mother Russia be with you, and god speed my guy.
John Doe only survived 2 years and York River Academy, but we lost him during the summer.
by What are you doing, Step Bro? February 26, 2019
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River Rat

People from California and Arizona who spend their days off at the Colorado River.
The Parker Strip is flooded with River Rats during the summer.
by Lucy Pher December 30, 2022
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Giver on the river

When you’re fuckin giviner
“Damn Johnny’s really fuckin giviner on the river over there

“I’m gonna need you guys to giver on their river today”

“Giver on the river bud”
by anonymous February 18, 2022
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River got me

by RiverGotMe June 10, 2020
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