Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine

Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines

by Santiloo May 28, 2023

Milk Puppies

Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.

Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.

by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017

Puppy Playland

AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.

My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.

by Shitcleaner December 24, 2007

promotion puppy

a person whose sole desire in life is to climb the ranks

Gregory was a promotion puppy, and wouldn't stop until he was CEO.

by Anonymous tormentor April 4, 2023

Scud Puppy

The type of thot that say "It's my first time" but in reality shes got more bodies than you , yo homie, yo momma and daddy combined.

Get the fuck up out my face scud puppy

by lemoncrothcman January 21, 2020

Cringe Puppy

A puppy or canine creature that is very cute and a bit silly sometimes.

"This dog is a cringe puppy."

by Spikystring Snuffle April 13, 2024

Skin that puppy

To devour something in a fast pace and to be completely empty.

Joaquin, you skinned that puppy! (He ate a loaded baked potato and left only the skin) skin that puppy

by Joaquinmykitty July 12, 2024