pulling a justice

Pulling a Justice - when you say your going to the bathroom to take a shit but you are really beating your meat.

Q: Where did Brent go?
A: He'sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he's pulling a justice.

by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016

pulling a menace

Running into needless danger to grab an item in the video game Destiny, no matter how low or high level it is.

Bob: Dude stop pulling a menace! It's not worth it!
Bill: But it's right there! So what if there's a boss and a dozen enemies between us and it?

by Wheath June 2, 2017

Pulling a Zayn

When are salty af and leave abruptly.

Former member of One Direction, Zayn Malik left abruptly, breaking the hearts of many directioners.

Guy: Are you having a great time?

Girl: Yeah.

*after the guy walks off the girl leaves*
Guy: Why'd you leave my party?
Girl: I got tired.

Guy: but I saw you posting on insta with some friends.

Some other guy: she's pulling a zayn

by Crescent bear May 11, 2015

Panty Pull

When you’re in a rush to get jiggy with it and don’t have time to take the panties off so you pull them to the side and penatrate

The sex last night was great, I even did a Panty Pull

by Weird thing August 2, 2018

Pull a Plainview

An act that occurs after one person wins an argument against another person. Can only apply if the loser of the argument has reached a point of being shut down and literally cannot speak any longer. The winner of the argument must have already prepared an iPod with a speaker or any sort of music playing device prior to winning the argument in anticipation of the opportunity to "Pull a Plainview" Once the winner has established that they won the argument, they say "I'm Finished" then play the music "Brahm's Violin concerto in D major", exactly like the last scene in the film "There will be Blood" The winner will then allow the entire song to play simply to rub in that they won the argument.

That little bitch was so bad when I proved him wrong how could I help but Pull a Plainview just to rub it in.

by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009

Pulling a Willy.

Calling in every Monday due to a hangover. Also calling in because you do not want to go to a certain job site. Pulling a Willy is common in lazy employees. Punishment for bad behavior guarantees you to be sent to a state job where you will triple your income. Not to be confused with Pulling a Brad which there's no punishment for bad behavior.

Well Shawns Pulling a Willy. I see he's working at a school and making 50 bucks a hour.

by randomryan July 13, 2014

Pulling a Val

When someone takes things too seriously and kills the mood.

or

When someone older or more "mentally mature" inappropriately calls you out for being childish.

Tyler is pulling a Val on Juliet because she made fun of her age.

by Eatmyearlobe June 6, 2017