potato john

Potato john is a immortal who will appear in times of crisis in various forms but always has a goatee and a curly mustache refering to himself as potato john, johnson, or johnny

If you ever meet potato john prepare for the worst

There he was, standing in the field, potato john. Staring into the distance just to disapear seconds before the earthquake hit.

by Spudlord November 12, 2019

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

Potato Day

Every last Thursday is potato day, that means you have to eat something made of potato.

November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.

Bro 1: You got the vodka?
Bro 2: Yes of course it’s potato day!

by Holy leader of Potatos November 1, 2019

Baked Potato

Building a low end computer while high on marijuana.

Hey Steve, lets get high and make a baked potato.

by Uncle Samaclause September 21, 2022

Potato bomb

It is when an Irish girl sits on your dick and sharts while it’s in her ass.

I was so drunk and passed out. when i woke up I saw I was potato bombed. I guess she was Irish.

by Baldyxxx August 1, 2022

Potato nut

When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.

Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!

by Ronnie rook December 30, 2022

Potato Headed

A word used to describe a person in most cases a woman with an oddly shaped or greatly out of proportion head or facial feature.

That woman's potato headed features consist of a large square chin large forehead and gummy smile.

by Webster Jaxburt March 12, 2022