Poop Balancing

Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.

Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!

Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

by Pratttan May 6, 2016

frozen poop

A piece of excrement lowered to 32 degrees Fahrenheit or less

I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today

by Scryb Sprite August 25, 2016

poop liking

when you like social media posts from the shitter

Becky is poop liking my pics. She just went to the bathroom and now I see her blowing up my IG

by omgjustpickone December 29, 2016

Poop Juice

When you are extremely cheesy and haven't showered for days and have taken adderall for at least 4 days in a row, anything on/in/or around your ass all blends in to be poop Juice.

I studied all for finals the past 5 days straight because I skipped class all semester and now everything down there is all poop juicey

by Mplepage1 January 28, 2020

Fatty poops

Fatty poops is a word to describe someone who is fat or you can use it in a sense that a fat person smells like poop making them a fatty poops

"dude you smell that?"
"Yeah bro I bet it was that fatty poops that walked by"

by Tinytim75 March 28, 2020

Poop chute

Another name for anus

I made my girls poop chute WIDE last night ;)

by Mliv March 16, 2020