Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

Micro Pooping

When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.

When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.

Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!

Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!

by LoveMuscle69 June 1, 2017

assault pooping

Weaponizing your excrement into an assault weapon. This not to be confused with war dumping.

Dude, just be assault pooping all over that desk. Yeah, bag it up first. No, it’s not suspicious to roll with a bag of shit.

by Kingleil May 8, 2018

Poop Balancing

Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.

Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!

Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.

John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!

by Pratttan May 6, 2016

frozen poop

A piece of excrement lowered to 32 degrees Fahrenheit or less

I found a piece of frozen poop in my igloo today

by Scryb Sprite August 25, 2016

poop liking

when you like social media posts from the shitter

Becky is poop liking my pics. She just went to the bathroom and now I see her blowing up my IG

by omgjustpickone December 29, 2016