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Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.
Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.
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Navajo peanut burp 

The act of filling a Navajo ass with peanut and liquid and having him or her fart them out into partners mouth.
She couldn't eat another drop after he fed her his Navajo peanut burp
Navajo peanut burp by Beanergeuise November 12, 2020

Heehoo Peanut 

ohh ohh ahh ahh used to convey sarcasm and insult someone's sayings by mocking them like a monkey.
Person 1: You are an idiot.
Person 2: Heehoo Peanut you are an idiot.
Heehoo Peanut by infranana December 8, 2020

Creamy peanut butter 

Comes from a TikTok group where they made TikToks of them saying food names in weird voices.
Young Brother: Honeeeeyyy-
Older Brother: You may got that, but I got the... S U G A R R R
Young Brother: You may got those but I got the... CrEaMy PeAnUt BuTtEr

Unsafe peanut butter friday 

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?

ya peanut 

why was you drawin like that, ya peanut
ya peanut by flying peanut January 20, 2023

Punjabi Peanut 

The name of any resident of the cow infested hellhole that goes by the name of India.
"If your from India, doesn't that make you a punjabi peanut?"
"Well, yes, that is the politically correct term, but the unconventional term for us is Indians."