Valet parking

When you’re too nervous to have sex with your girlfriend, so you pay your friend to do it for you.

“Hey man, I’ve never had sex before and I don’t wanna disappoint Jessica. Can you help me out?”
“Yeah but you’ll have to pay for valet parking.”

by NOMRAHofficial June 19, 2018

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Rosa Parking

When you chill in the back to look at a girls ass

“Holy shit, chick with a fatty behind us.”
“Yea Im Rosa Parking this bih”

by dr._dank_noodles November 27, 2019

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Ass packing

Deciding to have anal while needing to shit, packing the shit back into your ass

Friend 1:Bro wanna fuck?
Friend 2:Sorry man, I would but I gotta shit
Friend 1: I’m fine with ass packing if you are

by Ass clapper 47 November 1, 2019

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The attempt to parallel park on a street, usually in an urban area, in an empty spot when cars have previously been plowed in and there’s a mound of snow between the parking spot and the street (verb)

I’m just going to Uber it over as I fear snow parking in the city

by 8six7five3ohnine January 21, 2020

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Sauce Panning

The process of taking a jar of marinara sauce and dumping it onto your partner’s anus or vagina while they’re on their back, as well as onto their stomach, Potentially infecting them but also working as an edible lubricant. Can be enhanced with fucking them using it as actual lube.

Riddick: “Ha! Lilly and I Sauce Panned last night! She enjoyed me licking the Marinara sauce out of her!”
Creg: “I did the same thing with Beth a few months ago. It worked for a while, but now she has maggots!”
Tom: “At least Lilly and Beth were clean; Nancy was on her period and I couldn’t tell the difference, But god is Sauce Panning good!”

by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020

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