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Peanut

A dog with big ball sacks. That’s all
by Uglygayman July 9, 2019
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Peanut

something that you eat to make you smarter
ur dumb!!!! Eat a PEANUT
by Hot mama Hershey January 16, 2018
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Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Fucker peanut

When you are a fucker peanut you dont have a clue that you are one, none of your friends actually like you and think you are fucking weird
by Peanutpuppito November 16, 2018
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peanut butter and jelly

when you just got done eating peanut butter fudge and eat out a girl while she’s on her period
“Dude, I just got the best peanut butter and jelly from Austin down the hall.”
by LilGuy0468 May 27, 2025
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peanut crumbs

When you thought getting paid in peanuts was low level enough, think again! Peanut crumbs exist! AND YES! You can pay motherfuckers with it! That guy or gal that you don't quite like because their actions speak louder then words in pissing you off? no worries! Pay em some peanut crumbs! Treating the people you don't like as slaves is modern ethical behaviour. Fuck people you don't like! Ensure you treat them with the respect they deserve and hock one up to spit in their faces! Make sure it's a deep throaty hock, get rid of that internal flem that has been sitting against your gut lining for the past week. Allow that nasty yellowish gob smack them in the gob! So long story short, a peanut crumb is something that is so miniscule it's damn right disrespectful to pay people in. It is associated with the saying about getting paid in peanuts, however it is far lower grade then getting paid in peanuts.
"Fuck dude! she's not paying me in peanuts! She's paying me in PEANUT CRUMBS!!"
by False.Pulse December 1, 2022
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Peanut Butter

A guys dick. Referring to a big dick. This term is commonly used among girls to describe a penis that is large
I wanna eat that guy's peanut butter
by Catlolkid October 1, 2018
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