oberatant

Overly ignorant. So much so that it is painful.

Subject1: OMGWTFLOLBBQzor i luv netspeak and urmom is a slut!
Subject2: Don't be so oberatant.

Subject3: Would you find it oberatant of me to roll down your passenger window and shout racial slurs at the top of my lungs?
Subject4: Why, yes, yes I would. Please dont do that.

by crouchingpenguin May 29, 2010

Oprahcy

the words uttered by Oprah Winfrey.

For instance, when she says "read a book", her followers heed this oprahcy and read that book. If she says, buy my favorite things, then her followers buy those things.

by Fishnator January 2, 2011

openacan

short (discreet) phrase meaning, you're about to open a good old can of WHOOPASS on someone.

Mr. Passive-Aggressive down the hall is really pissing me off today and I'm about to openacan and take care of business #likeaboss.

by dR0nE.31337 February 18, 2011

operize a motorated vehicle

drunken way of saying operate a motorized vehicle

I am not qualified to operize a motorated vehicle

by annie 1988 March 14, 2011

oprah

Verb. A) To think about a recent experience or failure and pull the lesson/s from it. B) A process by which lesson or lessons are gleaned from an experience or failure in life. oprah, oprahs, oprahed, oprahing.

1) It was upsetting that he wasn't qualified to buy the car; but after he oprahs, he'll realize that at least now he knows what his credit score needs to be the next time he tries.
2) I urged my friend to oprah her divorce and make a list, so she can avoid making the same mistakes in the future.

by MiggyT June 30, 2011

Oprapology

An insincere, public apology given by a celebrity to the world via an Oprah Winfrey interview. It can last anywhere from 2-3 hours and usually involves crying, hugs, pleas to fans to understand, excuses, justifications, promises to not let us down again, etc. The intent of the Oprapology is not to actually apologize, but to seek Oprah's blessing for forgiveness and salvage an already-ruined reputation.

Lance Armstrong gave an Oprapology for using performance-enhancing drugs to build a successful international cycling career, and for adamantly lying about it for years.

by ChisosClimber January 15, 2013

Oberade

Oberade is a beer mix consisting of a 50-50 mix of the beers Oberon (Bell's Brewery) and Soft Parade (Short's Brewery). Oberade has a quite fruity taste, as the fruity flavors of the Soft Parade mix very well with the wheat beer, Oberon. This makes Oberade a very easy to drink beer mix. However, this mix has a deceptively high alcohol content at 7.4%. Oberade is easy to make at home and share with a friend, and can be easily ordered at bars that serve both beers, especially if both beers are on tap.

"I ordered an Oberade here last week, and this week our server remembers what it is!"

"Do you think Oberade will ever be sold at the store?"
"Probably not, Oberon and Soft Parade are made by competing breweries."

by gooseman2009 August 28, 2013