key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

Sex Key

The answer key to what turns you on

Hmu with you're sex key so I can give you a good time

by Therealqueenofhoes September 3, 2016

Key roller

The key roller is big and bad. He is head of the table in your social circle and is the master of rolling a fat cigar.

Me: " Damo what are you doing "
Damo: "Lads look at me, I'm the key roller check out this ciggah"

by BBDF63 July 29, 2021

keys

means the same as “kys” but you would say it to not get banned on social media (comments on a post normally)

*someone hating on a celebrity on an instagram post*

(reply) keys

by henrywonders December 10, 2024

silver key

A scrap metal hoard in a jungle, off the beaten path from a residential neighborhood.

I went bust when the authorities found the barrio's silver key in the jungle and said I had to remove it on the islandP.R.. I lost a ton of aluminum, stainless steel, (Tommy) copper, and almost lost the keys to the city as far as that is conerned. It was just materials. That's it and that all. Silver keys tone scraps in all shapes and sizes are recycled all the time. I paid my rent with the scap metal I recycled. I am so grateful for this damned silver key and the ability to crack a beer with it.

by Timmerman February 3, 2023

Low-key

Don’t want anyone to know period

I low-key just left it over there

by Itsthenelzforme November 8, 2020

keis

a person with a cock so big that it has been in everyone's mothers. can make people cum on Command

your mom knows keis

by Unknown Greek god November 22, 2021