beef pooch

a tiny ass soft taco filled with beef and cheese that only white people would eat. (Mexicans beware!)

Swing that beef pooch cracka!

by conor kay January 5, 2004

side of beef

Hot ripped jock who has a low IQ but high muscle mass

Did you see that side of beef walk out of the gym

by jjjorger January 9, 2015

beef javelin

When you fart in your hand and then wank furiously!

"ahhhh blad, last night right? I farted in my hand right? and I wanked myself off and it felt all warm and smelt realy beefy, its called beef javelin its well mint" -Damien Shane Mckenzie the 3rd

by Dazsturbed April 23, 2008

Beef Snatch

Cunt vigina

"Cor' look at her, i'd sure like to pork her beef snatch!!" AND "Lets pork some beef snatch in town tonight!"

by Fatcoins February 3, 2009

baby beef

A male under the age of 21. Or a male who is above the age of 21 but still looks like a 16 year old boy.

Holy baby beef! Is he even legal?

by Aunt Kathy! December 11, 2010

girthy beef

A large girthy, thick and juicy penis. Resembles a nice steak

Bob: Give us some of that girthy beef Eden.

by fagsquad September 12, 2017

beef waterfall

(sex act) At the consummation of fallatio, the person engaging in the act of fallatio has the man ejaculate into his/her mouth and allows the semen to fall from his/her mouth down the penis, making the appearance of a waterfall down the shaft.

"I was giving my man head and then we did a beef waterfall."

by in10ionaltort September 15, 2009