Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022

Times Square Sunscreen

A type of sunscreen found only on the streets. Organically made, this is not high is SPF.

Brendan, wasted again, passed out on the corner. His drunk ass friends took a piss where he was laying, covering him in some Times Square Sunscreen.

by Kobrakys June 10, 2021

Galvanized square steel

The steel little Johny used to transform his coffin room into a fully functional house.

Narrator: 'Little Johny saved up all his life savings to buy a new 3 square meter coffin room in New York, but he couldn't live in it so he decided to expend the room with Galvanized square steel.'
Little Johny: *Uses the galvanized square steel to expand the room illegally*

by Rodosem June 3, 2024

family square

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."

Hey Bubba, I had mu furst family square last night wit ma youngest sister.

by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018

back squares

In downball (an Australian and a kiwi school game) your court may have a rectangle on two opposing sides. Those are back squares.

Kid in kings: Back squares, treetops, cradles and death matches off!

Literally everyone: *monotone screaming*

by ~spoooogyny~ June 7, 2020

Hitting it in squares

When a group of four people go do literally anything

"Hey dude, we are hitting it in squares downtown tonight."

by FAQBICHBOI March 5, 2017

Square

An innocent person, someone who has no fun and no sense of adventure.

“Come on bro you’re such a square”, “Don’t be such a square”

by Lilskies2003 July 13, 2018