Number Kink

1. Something about how numbers make you feel, makes you wanna do the devil's tango

-Multiplying, dividing, just numbers.

Something about those numbers man. I think I have a number kink.

by bonkbonkboop October 18, 2022

Number

Godly version of “word”.

Bob: “I demolished some bomb ass food today”
Becky: “oh number” (instead of “oh word”)

by The first god ok January 6, 2022

Number Rumtum

A daily number-based game which is highly superior to Wordle. How many tries will to take you to get a Rumtum?

Omg I got the Number Rumtum on the first try today guys.

A Rumtum in one? Go on my son.

by NumberRumtum megafan January 17, 2022

Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

The number six

When you go to the movies with your ex-partner and touch their wee wee

" What did you do with claire last night at the movies?"
"I did the number six"

by frankdidthis May 17, 2022

number 9

definition:
number 9 is in reference to any police vehicle. black and white or unmarked cars once called 5-0, should now be refered to as number 9.

number 9 just rolled by your neighbors house again.

by originalsinner May 26, 2022

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021