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Johnny

Noun: A person who says the most despicably stupid things and then pretends that he didn't say it the next day
"Which ones better axe or old spice."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."
by anonymous May 3, 2023
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Johnny Koller

yeah basically i know Johnny Koller"
by Aaron Markell May 16, 2023
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Johnny

Johnny is an incredible man and a very generous person. He’s going to support you always and he’s going to be there for you when you most need him. He’s very selfless and kind. Johnny is also a very cute and hot guy, an honest hardworking person, a great friend, and an excellent boyfriend. Johnny is the type of person to bring infinite happiness in your life, if you ever meet Johnny, appreciate him, you will never meet anyone like Johnny.
Johnny is amazing, he’s such an awesome human being.
by princ3ssinpink November 20, 2023
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Johnny

Johnny a tiny boy, standing at a whopping 5'1. He pretends that he's good at csgo to cope. he is a free thinker and not scarred to tell you about his foot fetish and list of sexually transmitted diseases he got from shawn!
Johnny is Unemployed!
by Rahhhhhh.. November 20, 2023
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Johnny

He's a Johnny
I want to become a Johnny
by JustRam3n November 21, 2023
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Johnny Nigger Fingers

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.
I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone
by anonymous November 24, 2023
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Johnny Shot

Shot of Malort
Chase with Shot of Tequila
** no salt or lime **
Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're Wild AF!
by Doble P December 5, 2023
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