Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.
If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.
by ACunny February 26, 2024
Get the Patrick Bateman Wannabemug. by ItsEveryNightSis8402 December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. the person someone loves more than any other person at any time in life She was the love of his life
by Jaz1997123 May 13, 2022
Get the Shawn Patrickmug. The guy who came into my life and I didn't realise how much he would later mean to me. First, when you talk to him, he's shy, cute and awkward, but he has the sweetest and most kind heart. He brought out the best of me, a side to me I never thought I would ever see again, he brought out my inner child, the type of guy you would have a conversation with for hours and hours and still have so many things to talk about. The most patient and understanding person ever, someone you can definitely count on, this boy who stays loyal to the people he loves, his family and friends, he has a very warm heart and a beautiful soul. Yes, he may say some jokes that can cut you, but you can never stay mad at him, ever, you can always have a laugh with him too. He's very passionate when talking about the things he loves, you can always see that bright beautiful and infectious smile of his. He also has very strong political views on some things, but it's for what he thinks is the best and always has good intentions. He's a very smart and humble man, the man I fell in love with, the man with the eyes that I could stare at all day long, the man that makes me feel safe, comforted, makes me feel at home, someone who brought back the smile on my face, the man that is also someone I can call my best friend, the man I'm am proud to call my boyfriend, the man that I hope to marry and spend the rest of my life with, the man that promises to love me every day til the day we die.
If you ever come across a Patrick, treat him well, and take care of him, he's really special and you'll never find a man like him.
I hope I can meet Patrick in my next life somehow, I love him dearly.
On the 22nd of April 2023 is the day Patrick asked me to be his girlfriend, I said yes, he makes me feel like the happiest and luckiest girl in the world, I am so madly in love with him, he completes me.
I hope I can meet Patrick in my next life somehow, I love him dearly.
On the 22nd of April 2023 is the day Patrick asked me to be his girlfriend, I said yes, he makes me feel like the happiest and luckiest girl in the world, I am so madly in love with him, he completes me.
by turkishdelightwife July 7, 2023
Get the Patrickmug. by sucky123 March 8, 2009
Get the patrick swazemug. by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. When a killer in Dead by Daylight camps and/or tunnels. Named for the developer that said camping and tunnelling is skill.
by MommaDragon January 3, 2023
Get the What a Patrick!mug.