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luncheon meat

Steve said he pulled down her pants and it looked like luncheon meat.
by Bubs 12 January 18, 2009
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the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014
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Meat Drops

She teabagged my meat drops.

Your mom loves to suck my sweaty meat drops.

You can’t talk to your sister right now braaaahhh. He mouth is full of my meat drops.
by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017
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cunt meat

A female whose only function is to have repetitive sex with multiple people and serves no other realistic purpose. Using all of her holes she is used to the point where she becomes incapable of functioning.
The cunt meat at the gang bang was used by at least 20 guys until she passed out.
by jolyfloger May 8, 2017
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meat glue

A derogatory term referencing a douchbag, dumb shit, who believes they are top of there game. An asswipe who's arrogance is only out weighed by there poor ideas or choices. Having fooled upper management or company owners by a nonstop bombardment of lips to ass, Usually full of shit enough to be middle management. Seen by all as a stack of useless meat glued together in human form.
I can't believe assistant manager MEAT GLUE had all of us come in 30min early so he could over sleep and show up 10min late again.
by brickeycrow November 6, 2017
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Meat Heads

They're not the most approachable people. When you're a newbie the last thing you need is a meat head who continuously stares at you as you move from one machine to the other. It's like a scene from Prison break,when an inmate is holding his belongings and his taking that intimidating walk to his cell accompanied by Prison guards and the old heads death stare him waiting to claim him as their bitch. Meat heads intimidate you and they wait for you to do the wrong thing before they scream at you as loud as they could 'DON'T DO THAT' or 'YOUR FORM IS TERRIBLE' or

'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING', they laugh at you and shake their heads in disbelief. Meat heads are the reason why you ditch your membership.
by Kick Ass Gal December 8, 2017
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meat muffins

The pillowy clit bumbers on either side of a females vajayjay.
If it wasn't for her extra fluffy meat muffins, my pelvic bone would be fractured.
by Outlaw Redneck May 9, 2018
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