Bitch Made

When a Mothafucka is too pussy or “bitch Made” to do shit and sits online talking shit but you know they would never do anything like that In Real Life

Thomas Cordova is a bitch made ass boy who won’t do shit

by ThomasCruzCordovaJrTXAustin13 August 6, 2025

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hose made

misspelling of “hoes mad”

lala: “when you come across a car obsessed, quirky, bi, alt girl(she’s the most performative female you’ve ever met and just likes male attention”
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laney: “wait. you??”
lala: “girl get out of my comments not knowing how to spell😂😂”
laney: “i can’t believe ur actually that slow that’s insane LMAO”
lala: “hose made”

by taco blanket with cheese August 10, 2025

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We made the right guy famous fr

When ishowspeed does anything.

*Speed sees guy drowning*
*Speed does backflip*

W Speed 🩹❤️ We made the right guy famous fr❤️

by Aliven October 1, 2025

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Self-Made

I didn't just make myself I made other people and I did more for that guy with brain damage THAN YOU EVER WILL SAM HARRIS because I LITERALLY made a SUPERIOR BRAIN EXTERNAL TO HIMSELF FOR HIM TO USE INSTEAD OF HIS OWN RETARDED BRAIN. And it's not a gift. It not fucking charity. What do we do about the intelligent guy? How about you try to make a fucking point to him and then act like you're not stealing his shit and fucking fat-cocked retards instead of him? How's that for a fucking plan? How about you play woe is me for the fat cocks and not for thee for guy who changed the course of history?

Hym "You don't get any more self-made than this and I literally am my intelligence. Stop trying to give those pieces of shit some kind of conceptual victory. I'm making myself. I'm making other people. Andrew Tate doesn't know inherently how to be better than Joe Rogan. Todd Phillips isn't the first billion dollar R rated movie writer without my input and neither is fucking Deadpool. Your slut daughter hoovering up money doing dances on TikTok? That isn't her fucking profound intellect doing that for her. I... Am doing that. Those are all just from my 'Banality of Success.' Series. I mean, they didn't even do the fucking AI part correctly. The problems you are having now with fucking data center overheating and fucking raising electricity bills in the city? All of that would not be happening of they had at least done the fucking blueprint right. Like... It's like being an architect... And then getting shit-canned after you finish the blueprint... And then you drive past the building and it's fucking lopsided and one of the fucking walls is missing. 'They won't get that lucky again' he says. They won't get a green light from the government to steal intellectual property that they did fucking WRONG. But don't mind me. I'll just sit here and milk the excess fluids out of my fucking face. I'll just do that and you can do whatever you do."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2025

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Mistakes Where Made

Doing something that seems justifiable & you thought it was the right thing to do but it went horribly wrong real fast, like 0 to 100.

James: You the bitch who was talking all that shyt.

Ambir: *Looking confused asf*

James: Keep talking shyt & watch how fast you get your ass fucked up.

Ambir: * Start Using Sign Language*

Christian: Yo what's wrong with you!! She's fvxking deaf!!

James: No nigga Sophia is deaf!

Christian: This isn't Sophia! This is Ambir!

James: .......

Micheal: SMDH Mistakes Where Made when you accused the wrong girl, plus now you look like a ass

by Prince Igor August 12, 2016

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