Lights Off Baby

A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.

Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.

by tetrameth June 20, 2010

Yellow light run

It's that sudden last minute overspeeding run that people often make to cross the traffic signal while it is still yellow. A common practice in India and has killed many, however, still remains a favorite street antic for many.

Girl: Dude, look yellow light still, hit the gas and let's cross it while it's yellow

Guy: Anything you say darling...time for a Yellow light run and here we go....

Girl and guy: oh nooooooo......

*CRASH*

by Street Patrol May 17, 2011

Red Light Renegade

(The) Red Light Renegade is a sexual move performed by the male in which he engages in vaginal intercourse while the female is on her period, he then proceeds to take all of her money leaving the premises once he has.

You: So how'd things go with Dianne last night?

Me: She was bleeding and I needed money for the bus ride home so I red light renegaded.

by Jokerman555 January 16, 2011

This feels a little light

When someone gives you a bag of groceries and it feels like there's a few things missing because the bag feels a little light. So you go back to get the rest of the groceries. When someone hands you speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) after you paid money and the gram of speed feels a little light more like two thirds of a gram to three quarters of a gram. So you weigh it and demand the rest, and they give you more. Or if you're buying 5 dollars of cheddar cheese and it feels more like 3 or 4 dollars of cheddar cheese so you ask for more. When you're in college studying organic chemistry, mathematics, history, geology, and you forgot a book because the bookbag feels a little light. When you make money selling coffee and the stack of money they pay you feels a little light today. When you ask a friend for half the energy drink and they only give you a third and you say this feels a little light, so they pour more. It means it's not enough or something is missing.

Tony: You got the 40 of those 100mg Flodafinil pills.

Steve: Sure.

Tony: *Hands money.
Steve: *Hands Flodafinil pills.

Tony: This feels a little light! Are you jacking me?!
Steve: Hands over the 3 he was taking from Tony that he planned to do later.

by CognitiveFuel August 28, 2023

Yellow Light Game

A game played on the inside of a moving car in which any time the car is under a yellow traffic light (though some interpretations state that the yellow light only needs to be seen by any one or more of the passengers). After the presence of the yellow light is made known, all passengers must try to touch the ceiling of the car. The last individual to touch the ceiling of the car must remove one article of clothing of their choice. Please note that the driver may participate in the game, but any safety hazards resulting from the driver of a large vehicle trying to pull their shirt over their head are not the responsibility of the individual writing this definition.

Person 1: Yellow light!
(Persons 2-4 place their hands of the ceiling of the car)
Person 5: Dammit, I was texting!
Person 1: The yellow light game rules!

by chrismamo1 June 2, 2013

light the way

To have sexual relations using a glow-in-the-dark condom.

Man: I am feeling rather randy, dear. It is a good thing you bought some protective sheaths.

Woman: Indeed i did, sir. And they just so happen to appear phosphorescent when exposed to light!

Man: Well, old bean, i suppose we must LIGHT THE WAY!

by glowworm000 February 4, 2010

cellu-light

An otherwise skinny girl has bad cellulite on her thighs. Often the girl is in poor physical shape but since she refuses to eat anything but a salad and ice-cubes, she appears skinny.

Damn that girls looks good...let me check out her ass....OH NO! Cellu-light!

by anoxeria14 October 24, 2009