light the way

To have sexual relations using a glow-in-the-dark condom.

Man: I am feeling rather randy, dear. It is a good thing you bought some protective sheaths.

Woman: Indeed i did, sir. And they just so happen to appear phosphorescent when exposed to light!

Man: Well, old bean, i suppose we must LIGHT THE WAY!

by glowworm000 February 04, 2010