Lemon wank

When you make a small cut on your penis shaft, then you proceed to cut a hole in a lemon and have a wank!
This can be painful or pleasurable.

John- "Have you heard the new wanking method? It's painful but nice at the same time! It's Lemon wanking"
Garry- "Yeah, not my kind of thing though. I think Spencer likes it!"

by Chewbacca M9 May 27, 2017

eden lemon

eden lemon is a cheese mongo.she looks like gargemel and smells like him too. she is short and if you are around her you need to be careful as you may step on her. she is short tempered and is beautiful in a way. Camille things she is a demon from hell and she always says than-q. we love her even though she want to be inside of deathe and wants a threesome with him and our English teacher.

fucking hell eden lemon !!!

by brick lavisha May 31, 2017

Easy peasy lemon easy

When something is easy

Easy peasy lemon easy

by Ezpzlemonez July 1, 2017

Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017

lemon wedding

A wedding where a woman is forced into marriage with a guy she dislikes due to a threat against her life or someone else’s

Lena had a lemon wedding with Mike.

by The SuperSanversShipper November 5, 2017

Lemon water loco

A name substitute name for a fake alcoholic beverage used to trick friends into drinking piss

Dude try this drink
What is it, its clear?
Its a lemon water loco, just try it dude, gets you fucked up bro

by Snizzness man 101 November 20, 2017

lemon donk

A male who puts toothpicks down there penis and loves to finger them self

My math teacher was such a lemon donk like oh my god

by HOUSEWIFE JEW November 23, 2017