long car rides

The place to want to relax for 10 minutes then kill yourself the next 7 hours
"Oh my god i love long car rides."

"Please kill me now i have a long car ride."
by Theguinessgirl June 13, 2014
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Long Prairie noodle

The process originating from Long Prairie, Minnesota, in which a young highschool boy tries to give a girl his "noodle", or in other words penis, for sexual purposes. Penises in this region are notoriously slim and small and therefore given the nickname of a "noodle".
Travis was feeling very emotional towards his girlfriend Amanda last Friday night and decided to propose to her in giving her the "Long Prairie noodle" in his bedroom later.
by Curt Hatfield October 13, 2007
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long back hoe

a beezy with no ass
by bomber9 January 02, 2009
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Long Island Taco

First, you take a dump in between a chicks boobs while she's laying down. Second, squirt jizz on top. Third, push her boobs together creating the taco shell.
I brought this crazy skank back to the crib and gave her the Long Island Taco last night.
by CrazyBiznitchLIRepresent January 13, 2010
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long island girls

dumb girls who wear their hair in messy buns and think it looks cute. flip flops and sweatpants are daily attire because theyre from victoria's secret. big juicy bags and school sweatshirts complete a snotty long island girl, along with a nasty attitude and an attitute that is better than everyone else. roosevelt field is their main attraction.
kaite: omg do you see those long island girls?
nicole: yea, they actually think they look nice
katie: they look like they just rolled out of bed.
by biancaaa January 11, 2008
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long island sincerity

A form of sincerity that holds nothing back. Completely and totally honest. Every aspect is real.
jack: That band has long island sincerity.
sally: Yeah, they remind me of Brand New.
by Leslieeee February 10, 2008
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Long Island, N.Y.

Consists of Irish and Italian kids, beer pong and flip cup, Hollister and Abercrombie, spray tans and big sunglasses, Montauk and The Hamptons, Corona's and Yager Bomb's, Boardy Barn and Neptunes, house parties and keg stands, Escalades and Mustangs, barbeques and beaches, soccer and lacrosse, cocaine and ecstacy, bars and boats, 5 bedroom houses and 2 car garages, Fire Island and Nautical Mile, steroids and boob jobs, bank accounts and bad accents.

It's pronounced "LawngGuyland" by its inhabitants.
Beware while traveling through this desolate land known as Long Island, N.Y. They migrate in large packs and are usually highly intoxicated. However, you may rest easy America, these white, fist pumping creatures rarely venture outside this suburban jungle.
by ayyo246 February 17, 2011
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