bewear DONT digest‼️‼️❌ not vegan or gluten free❌and contains food poisoning❌gross fucking disgusting
oh Key, ya that mf gave me food poisoning
by msnami August 23, 2022

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!
by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

by Ndran July 22, 2017

When you are riding motorcycles with your squad and an angry citizen is yelling at you because they disapprove of what you are doing. When they are yelling at you promptly with out signal and hesitation dive through the drivers side or passenger side down window grabbing the car key and as quick as you entered haul ass away.
by from my cold, dead hands March 18, 2020

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

a very patient, funny, amazing, all around good person and wonderful to be around and not to mention incredibly handsome! probably has dyed curly hair and a gf of average height that he picks on for being little and a masochist WHICH IS NOT TRUE!!!
"oh my wowza who is that very segc gamor boy over there?" "that's kei lugo and he's taken btw" *immense sobbing noises*
by notgogi January 8, 2022
