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Joseph

Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.

They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.

Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.

You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.

Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.

Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.

They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.

If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.

You never know what they might become.
Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.

Joseph can I marry you?
by Pat_Smith_94 November 22, 2021
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Joseph

Joseph likes Rock
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Joseph

A 15 year old kid, who sounds like he's 12 trying to figure out if he's a boy or girl or not.
This kid Joseph is trying out for golf this year.
by GEA7042 April 26, 2022
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Joseph

Nickname Jose.Joseph is a cool gentleman,caring, good looking ,hardworking,crazy in a very attractive way and computer geeks.They have solutions to every problem and are quite friendly.He is one person i'm gonna love forever.I know one day you will stumble upon your name here.
Wow you look happy, are you dating a Joseph?
by Nyaginga January 29, 2022
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elliott joseph groves.

elliott joseph groves will light up your day and your smile. he is incredibly good looking and will always be there for you. he is very musical and intelligant and knows how to have a good time. he is a little weird at time but that it just how you love him. need a pick me up? call elliott/ he's you rboy for a good time and some good convorsation. he WINS at everything. so he is a winner. try to take him down; it aint possible!!
damn i wish i had "elliott joseph groves." right now.
by hurrflerumpkinz August 4, 2010
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