He pulled a Jordan

When you kick someone in the balls while wearing Air Jordans.

Me: I will pull a Jordan
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!

by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

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Jordan Wayne Martin

The best guy you will ever find. he always know what to say to make you feel better and make you smile when your sad or upset. He never makes you feel ugly or unloved he will always let you know how much you mean to him and make you feel special. Any girl would be lucky to find someone like him but that won't happen because he has already been found and claimed forever. i love him with all my heart and i hope he never forgets that.

That guy is so sweet and awesome his name must be Jordan Wayne Martin.

by Jordan's GF January 29, 2010

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Jordan van der Chys

Is attractive, cute, sweet, nice, hilarious. Pretty much anything a girl could ask for! (: Would be amazing to employ and is just all round the best thing that is going around today.

Person1: Hey, what's your name?
Person2: Jordan van der Chys.
Person1: I love you. Forever!!!!!!!!!

by PinKladybugs October 10, 2011

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anti jordan poole effect

The opposite of the Jordan Poole effect. If there are hot women watching you, you will play worse.

I have the anti jordan poole effect

by Minkyballz February 19, 2023

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Michael Jordan Weed Look

When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.

Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?

Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)

by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

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