Johnny Padilla

Small meat with big feet who is a baller

Johnny Padilla is a baller

by WHITEMANS November 6, 2019

Johnnie Pearl Knox

Auntyesters Big sister. She has a big heart, and you will fall in love quick with her. But be sure not to get her mad, because you can easily get on her bad side. It’s bound to happen I bet, but she will always care for you. She is also an extreme churchgoer. But she can steal your heart with her sexyness, but she is one of the most loveliest ladies you’ve ever met.

Johnnie Pearl Knox has a big heart, and you and her will fall in love quick. Nana

by Pjudge December 15, 2022

Johnny mustang

Anybody who drives a Ford Mustang, especially one who shows it off.

Oh look, here comes Johnny Mustang up on the left.

by jay gee November 27, 2020

Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”

Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny

by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025

Hot Johnny

In the film industry, a Hot Johnny is last minute work that needs to be done asap.

"Just got a hot johnny, this set was just moved up two days! We need it finished by the end of the day!"

by thatGinger95 April 28, 2023

Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 29, 2018

Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019