i'm a simple man

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).

"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".

by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017

i'm so poor

A phrase that Jeff says in a whiny tone expressing his poverty

Aaron: Get this new gadget!
Jeff: But I'm so poooooooooorrrrrrrrr!

by ohyeahbabywoo March 5, 2005

i'm tell

when you agree with the person talking. to understand where a person is coming from

It is hot as hell out here, "i'm tell".

by JaMekia G April 26, 2006

i'm over it if you are

A phrase used to express the willingness of the speaker to disregard the perception of the some aspect of the present being an inconvenience. It can also be used humorously (i.e. sarcasm) in basically the same way, but with a varied magnitude of severity regarding the the issue at hand.

"Oh shit i just dropped a plate and broke it"
"i'm over it if you are dude, let's just get this shit out of the kitchen so we can go home"

"Mr. President, New Orleans has been fucked by a shitstorm"
"..I'm over it if you are"

by fruitermelon June 2, 2010

I'm On Your Roof

A sexual term used for prank calling an individual, Saying you are on top of them or Telling someone your on there roof as a prank call trying to make them look up on their roof. Phrase first created by a famous gamer known as Crackbone.

Individual:Hello?

Pranker:Hey I've been wanted to talk to you about something.

Individual:What?

Pranker: I'm on your roof.

Individual:Your on my roof?

Pranker: yeah half of the male population could have said that at one time or another.

Individual: What the f*#k?

by Mr.OrangeGlow December 10, 2009

i'm a ramblin' man

I'm a ramblin' man refers to the process of ending a sentence with a flourish, generally after a long, non-sensical rant or after a moment of indecision. it can also be used as a greeting amongst close friends. started in bloomington, indiana, this phrase alludes to Lemon Jelly's song "Ramblin' Man".

"Hey Bob, where do you want to eat tonight?"
"I dunno. I'm a ramblin' man."

by TheLegendOfAbhi February 8, 2010

I'm going to go

'I'm going to go' is a euphemism for 'I don't like you anymore' e.g., you have terrible friends.
This may be caused by horrible taste in video games, or even a break-up.

Friend: "Wanna play some Minecraft?"
You: "I'm going to go..."
Friend: "Why?"
You: "I just gotta go. Something came up. Sorry."

by Mr. Anime June 6, 2018